Aug 22, 2010

Doll Sightings

Spotted: Dollywood cross-dresser Devie44 got a outfit makeover by N1mka4eva. I hate to admitted it, but Patrick actually looks hot! I'm just wondering why Charlotte would waste her talent on such a wannabee. Lizs & Vinnie99 released the comeback issue of Lipstick today. What really annoys me about magazine owners is the fact that some of them put themselves on the cover! Seriously? The magazine isn't about you hun, it's about the readers and the readers want to see someone other than fame seeking whore owners in the magazine. Leave that to the elites dear.

xoxo Dolly Woods

Dolly Dishes

Oh DG, the group is just at scrambles at this point. They must be desperate to come up with new ideas, their latest was just beyond pointless. A fragrance. Yes, a fragrance in our little virtual world. Mr. Manolo.DiCicco must be very delusional. He believes this fragrance will actually end up being sold in the mini-shop. If I were him, I would fire the person who came up with the idea in the first place.

xoxo Dolly Woods

Aug 21, 2010

Hasbeen Watch

I see that Glamgirl72 & DKCailifornia95 are back to their old ways into Dollywood once again. You two make me laugh, it's obvious Lexi is behind Daniels's account, but don't worry hun I'll play along. Where else am I gonna get my hysterics from?

xoxo Dolly Woods

Dolly Dishes

Now that N1mka4eva is back from holiday, people want answers about her besty Servati's sick hoax. Little Charlotte just laughed it off and thought the whole death rumor started by Debbie was nothing but "awesome" and "funny." Really Charlotte? It was awesome and funny to have friends worried and scared about your well-being? You and Debbie have a sick sense of what you two call humor. Hope this gave you the attention you girls wanted dear, because next time you cry wolf, nobody will care.

xoxo Dolly Woods

Aug 20, 2010

M quits DG.

Bye-bye M.
Finurlove, we all saw it coming dear. After months of failed attempts to keep Dioguardi Group alive, Maggie finally took the plunge and quit her job has owner of the group. DG was going nowhere when Maggie first stepped in, now that she's gone it has a slight better chance to pave it's way back to the top. Too bad Maggie still plans to manage Dioguardi Couture. Let's see how long that last...

xoxo Dolly Woods

Aug 19, 2010

Doll Sightings

Spotted: Nojarama looking like a god awful fashion catastrophe. Please hun, don't ever mix jeans with a dress ever again, because you are certainly not making it work. Little Vasia28 has been spotted back into the Dollywood scene after her short vacation. She's been seen playing cutesy with her little -Marco. Leaving behind a heart symbol in his guestbook and him devoting his presentation to her name only. I just adore their PDA, reminds me of those earlier days.

xoxo Dolly Woods

Aug 18, 2010

Thanks B.

Thank you B.
Gossip guru EliteNews, gave me a lovely shout out on PSG, which I'm utterly grateful for. I've noticed that not only is Baya busy with all her other blogs, but her doll has gone through a transformation too. Remember Baya, you don't want to start looking like those elites with the frozen face look. It's so unflattering hun. I prefer your plain Jane look from before.


xoxo Dolly Woods

Aug 17, 2010

Dolly Dishes

Oh Servati, staging the death of your so called BFF is no way to gain publicity my dear. Your sickening hoax literally disgusts me.  Remember hun, karma is a bitch and it's headed right up your ally sweetheart.

xoxo Dolly Woods

Rest in peace C?

RIP
Dollywood is full of whispers this morning as we hear that our little C was reportedly killed in a train accident. As friends mourn the death of their beloved friend, others question if this is some cruel joke. Oh little C, where ever you may be, just know, the truth will eventually come out hun.

xoxo Dolly Woods

Dolly Dishes

A little birdie told me Filipinhamaria & llcooljason's short breakup was staged by miss Filipa herself. Then again, it wouldn't really matter since it's obvious Jason is just one of Filipa's many accounts. No worries, we'll play along with your little game Filipa, because what little F wants, little F gets.

xoxo Dolly Woods

Hasbeen Watch

Star_Awards is trying to make another lame attempt to regain her elite fame by trying to bring back her magazine. Poor Vanessa, do us all a favor and make another one of your grand escapes from Dollywood. Same goes for Miss Style_Magazine too, the whole "slang" bit is by far your lowest point my dear. Nobody cares about what you two think or do anymore huns. Your stars has finally burned out.

xoxo Dolly Woods

Doll Sightings

Spotted: Tylerisbold traded in his golden locks and showed off a new red hair-do instead. At least his hair will take the attention away from his god awful wardrobe... for now anyways. Miss Writemarycat has been busy outside of Dollywood, shooting the Kenzo show backstage. Oh, lucky her! Lastly, EitleNews once again seems to amaze us even more, with her new "personal" blog released yesterday. Doesn't that girl ever take a break?

xoxo Dolly Woods

Aug 16, 2010

Dolly has arrived!

Dolly Woods arriving in Dollywood
Move over Queen Perez & Princess Baya, new gossip royalty has arrived to Dollywood and I'm ready to overthrow both of you off your royal thrones.

xoxo Dolly Woods